My interests include feminism, Riot Grrrl punk, peanut butter, Drag and attractive men, preferably ones with body hair



*sees my son playing basketball with his friends* *brings everyone fresh lemonade and cookies while wearing booty shorts a crop top and wedges*


I told my gay friend that I was serving fish and he laughed and said I wasn’t? Okay….. I filleted this cod for nothing I guess?


i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

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My boyfriend had a total scene phase and he said rawr every time he came and oh god it was bad but he was so hot that I tried to overlook it


he said rawr as he bust a nut